The Sweetest Quotes About Pets

It's no secret that we love animals. We love to cuddle them, laugh at them, tell stories about them, and read about them. We know you do too, probably as much, if not more, than you love to play bingo online. This is why we’ve decided to bring some inspiring, uplifting, sweet-as-pie quotes that’ll have you chasing your pet around the house for some squeezes and kisses.

Whether your kitty is lying on your keyboard as you read this, or you're out the house and missing your favourite feline friend, read on for a little chuckle, a few “Aww’s!”, and the kind of warm heart you can only get from.

Funny quotes

“My fashion philosophy is if you’re not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.” – Elayne Boosler

“In ancient times, cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.” – Terry Pratchett

“Cats are absolute individuals, with their own ideas about everything, including the people they own.” – John Dingman

“I used to love dogs until I discovered cats.” – Nafisa Joseph

“'The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.” – Mark Twain

“One cat just leads to another.” – Earnest Hemingway

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.” – Robert A. Heinlein

“I think I’d rather have a cat.” – Freddie Mercury, on children

“Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause the most inconvenience.” – Pam Brown

“Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realise that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” – Christopher Hitchens

“The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.” – Charles de Gaulle

“You own dogs, cats own you.” – Freddie Mercury

“If cats could talk, they wouldn’t.” – Nan Porter

“I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night. “ – Marie Corelli

“Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.”

– Mary Bly

“I love them, they are so nice and selfish. Dogs are TOO good and unselfish. They make me feel uncomfortable. But cats are gloriously human.” – L.M. Montgomery, Anne of the Island

“I wish that my writing was as mysterious as a cat.” – Edgar Allan Poe

Heartwarming quotes

“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.” – Roger Caras

“Why does watching a dog be a dog fill one with happiness?” – Jonathan Safran Foer

“Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened.” – Anatole France

“Dogs’ lives are too short. Their only fault, really.” – Agnes Sligh Turnbull

“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.” – Andy Rooney

“What greater gift than the love of a cat.” – Charles Dickens

“I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.” – Hippolyte Taine

“Your house will always be blessed with love, laughter, and friendship if you have a cat.” – Lewis Carroll

“There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.” – Albert Schweitzer

“A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.” – Robert Benchley

“I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” – Winston Churchill

“Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.” – Joe Gores

“When I am feeling low, all I have to do is watch my cats, and my courage returns.” – Charles Bukowski

“I think that the world should be full of cats and full of rain, that's all, just cats and rain, rain and cats, very nice, goodnight.” ? Charles Bukowski

Poster quotes

“I have lived with several Zen masters – all of them cats.” – Eckhart Tolle,

“Time spent with cats is never wasted.” – Sigmund Freud

“Be the person your dog thinks you are.” – J.W. Stephens

“Dogs are my favourite people.” – Richard Dean Anderson

 “Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot little puppies.” – Gene Hill

“I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?" Death thought about it. CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.” – Terry Pratchett, Sourcery

“Arise from sleep, old cat,

And with great yawns and stretchings...

Amble out for love”

? Issa, Japanese Haiku

“Some angels choose fur instead of wings.” – Unknown

Inspirational quotes

"I want to work like a dog, doing what I was born to do with joy and purpose. I want to play like a dog, with total, jolly abandon." – Oprah Winfrey

“If I could be half the person my dog is, I’d be twice the human I am.” – Charles Yu

“The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated.” – Mahatma Gandhi

“What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight – it's the size of the fight in the dog.” – Dwight D. Eisenhower

“There are no ordinary cats.” ? Colette

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Now that your heart is extra warm and you’ve given your beloved fur friend all the snuggles and treats, it's time to treat yourself to some slots online, bingo games, and maybe even a round or two of Slingo! Our online bingo site offers all this and more. We’re also under the impression that cats bring good luck (even black cats), so your kitty is more than welcome to help you spin the reels and complete your bingo ticket!

/ 24 December 2021